Archive for March, 2009

Weekend Warriors

Thursday, March 19th, 2009
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Jean Luc Godard is not exactly Steven Spielberg. His films are at times grind­ingly affected and polit­ically nihil­istic. Not exactly a laugh a minute. But as far as darkly hilarious apoca­lypse goes he’s pretty unbeatable. And if you like European car culture of the sixties, he’s pretty spot on, too. This clip, from his 1967 Weekend, is one of longest tracking shots in cinematic history and document’s Godard’s imaginary of the traffic jam from hell in a culture where the whole bourgois world can only find a glimpse of freedom by escaping the city, in their cars, for the weekend. As well as being a fright­en­ingly prescient view of the future (tried to drive through France during a sweltering August lately?), the lens scrolls across some wither­ingly cool cars, a gathering of which would be difficult to recreate. As well as the requisite helping of Renaults, Citroens and Simcas there is an eclectic gathering of NSUs, Morrises and other period exotica. As well as the beautiful royal blue Facel Vega convertible driven by the main protag­onist, there are also a few that even the geekiest of us here at Influx towers could not identify. It’s a fairly long video, but if you’re passionate about your French Classics, then it’s well worth seven minutes of your time. But watch out for those hippy cannibals.

Cars & Girls

Tuesday, March 17th, 2009

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From the very beginning of motoring the female form has been used time and time again to sell, promote and market all things automotive. From the brolly dollies who parade on the starting grids of motor­sport to the heel-​​clad promo girls who stalk the car shows, cars and (objec­tified) girls go together like Katie Price and pink ponies.

Strange, really, because in a world where women are pretty much as passionate and enthu­si­astic as men about their motors, there is a lag between the media reality of the car obsession and the actuality out on the streets. You never see car show ‘boys’ and when is the last time you saw a ripped male torso selling anything other than hair product or after-​​shave?

General sports punditry, once the sheepskin-​​clad preserve of the male gender, has with Gaby Logan, Suzie Perry and Helen Chamberlain etc infused a healthy dose of womanhood into the testosterone-​​tainted aether of sports TV. But will we ever get to enjoy a genuine counter­point to the stonewash-​​hitching maleness of Clarkson, May & co? And no, Vicki Butler-​​Henderson just doesn’t count.

Does the fact that there is something funda­mentally bloke-​​ish about the urge to list, opine, analyse, muse, ponti­ficate and generally blather about motors, mean that the day that we see a proper female motoring anchor is still a long way off?

Murcielago Schmurcielago

Monday, March 16th, 2009

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Lamborghini released late last week the first photo­graphs of a limited edition Murciélago LP 650 – 4 Roadster. This hyper-​​exclusive hyper-​​roadster will include an uprated 6.5 litre V12 engine that produces 650 hp, along with permanent four-​​wheel drive. With 660 Nm of torque, performance is at 0– 100km/​h (0-​​62mph) in 3.4 seconds. The top speed is around 330 Km/​h (205mph). Only 50 of the special edition model will be produced with a Grigio Telesto exterior that combines grey bodywork with a special bright orange logo featured on the front spoiler and sills. It features orange brake calipers and a trans­parent V12-​​engine cover, which shows off the engine behind the driver.

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Of course, the Murcielago is an incredible creation. With each lighter, faster, more powerful manifest­ation of the car it becomes more stunning and desirable. But does it really even come close to the beautiful outrageousness that was the Countach LP400 of 1974 (Above)? Coming hot on the heels of the gorgeous but relat­ively under­stated Miura, the Countach repres­ented the quint­essence of a Lamborghini legend that in our opinion, the company has been trying to invoke, not quite success­fully, for almost 40 years. You can see the echoes of the Countach’s design in the contem­porary Murcielago, but it’s a digitised, almost too perfect resonance.

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Marcello Gandini and Nuccio Bertone were responsible for the design of the LP400. It had twelve cylinders mounted lengthwise (Longitudinale Posteriore – hence LP) and a wedge-​​shaped body only 1.07 m tall with scissor doors. With its lack of compromise and unfor­get­table person­ality (not to mention the blistering performance) it redefined the very idea of the sports car. I remember seeing a white one parked on our local high street on a Saturday afternoon. It caused a sensation. I can remember feeling something akin to infatu­ation for weeks after. Even today the cars gather crowds wherever they go. But back in the mid seventies the muscular braggadocio of the beast seemed to have come from Mars rather than the hills of Northern Italy.

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So why does the newest Murcielago leave us a little cold compared how the Countach made us feel? It might be that technology has seemed to make the production of supercars too easy. In the same way as the Apollo program took men to the moon using little more than a slide rule and a greasy spanner, the Lamborghini Countach defined the future of cars with hand-​​beaten steel and 4-​​star brawn. The genius of the Murcielago is undoubtedly there. It is just hidden in a super slick format we’ve seen so often before.

Ecomodding

Friday, March 13th, 2009

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It used to be that modifying cars meant extracting as much horsepower and visceral outrageousness as possible out of the steel and oil of a motor car. Since the early days of custom culture and drag racing at Bonneville, it has been the need for speed that motored most after-​​market aspiration.

But there is a new dawn coming. As resources become increas­ingly scarce and our planet becomes wrought in the effects of climate change ‘ecomodding’ is destined to become a part of the landscape.

Early hot rodders would slather endlessly over the bulbous blown hemi and the four-​​on-​​the-​​floor – but the icons of this new wave of green car creatives are bolt on aerody­namic panels, moon disc wheel covers and rock hard low friction rubber.

Ecomodders and ‘hyper­milers’ (who make a sport out of saving fuel but who might not neces­sarily customise their car) go to intense efforts to shave extra centi­metres out of a litre of fuel. Ecomodder.com one of the hubs of the global hyper­miling scene, lists over a hundred easy fuel-​​saving tips and measures that even the bog-​​standard driver can build into their motoring life, without tweaking your every day drive with as much as a new air filter.

Of course, most of us know that by stripping the roofrack when not in use, keeping your tyres fully inflated and ditching unwanted excess baggage can save the pennies, but did you know that reversing into a parking space (so that you can drive straight out without stop-​​start reversing with a cold engine) and ‘listening to slower music’ will also get you more miles per penny?

More extreme, and possibly dangerous measures listed by Ecomodder include engine-​​off coasting, HGV drafting and no brake-​​motoring. The more extreme measures suggested read every bit as ludicrously as ‘the Max Power guide to drifting your local round­about’. Imagine getting pulled over for hypermiling!

Though most modded petrol-​​misers might not be as sexy as a stripped down ’32 Coupe with an exposed weber-​​racked hemi, there is a certain appeal to the ultimate low drag shape as epitomised in VW’s exper­i­mental car (pictured above), that achieved a record low rate of 0.89 litres of unleaded per 100KM on the Autobahn a couple of year ago.

The lesson to learn is that with customised cars, there’s only one thing that matters: creativity.

Mclaren Gets Viral

Friday, March 13th, 2009

The F1 hype machine has well and truly cranked into life with the forth­coming season on the horizon. And in the true spirit of corporate collab­or­ation, Vodaphone has teamed up with Lewis Hamilton and company to produce this clever piece of viral marketing.

And with the BBC having taken over the franchise in term of UK TV coverage, the corpor­ation has launched their excellent web page dedicated to the Grand Prix season.

Whatever you think of the modern manifest­ation of the sport, anyone inter­ested in car design has got to be excited by the design of the newly stripped down cars. We just hope that the expected increase in overtaking encouraged by the shedding of the excessive aerody­namic accoutre­ments of previous seasons comes to pass. We deserve some proper racing at the highest level.

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San Diego to Santa Pod

Thursday, March 12th, 2009

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In 2005 Dreams of Legends, charted defin­it­ively Hot Rodding’s place in popular culture. With each message of resource-​​depletion and angst about a petrol-​​free future, the world it that gave it birth looks more exotic and less easy to under­stand. It’s an important document of a disap­pearing world.

My uncle used to take me to Santa Pod when I was a kid. Little boy dreams of freedom are born. We’d roll up the M1 in a yellow Triumph Stag with black leather seats. He stank of Brut 33 and his girlfriend’s short cropped fur coat reeked of rot in the drizzle. I remember the mud in the fields around the strip and the jacked-​​up, primer coated Ford Anglias rolling on fat slots. I remember the Shergar Burgers with stewed onions and the static electricity generated by polyester T-​​Shirts. I remember things gathering to a climax toward the runs of the top-​​fuel Funny Cars driven by big, boom-​​voiced Americans with names like Garlits and Cherry. I remember the thunder and the glory of six second runs and the terrible fascin­ation for super­chargers and the half-​​naked girls on the Custom Car Magazine stand.

Sexuality and V8 engines were inter­twined in me from the beginning.

For me back then America was a brightly glowing if distant light. It was a light that reflected cool cars, juicy burgers, Evil Kneivel, butter concrete skate parks and girls in hot pants and roller skates. Northamptonshire was spiritually San Diego. It was possible to glimpse the essence in this down-​​at-​​heel nation of what Hot Rodding really meant. It was about building something from scratch rather than simply consuming. It was about taking the materials available to you and reinventing them for your own ends. It was Speed. Action. The Future. The drag strips of Southern California were completely alien to me. But somehow I understood.

Audi Returns to the Oceans

Wednesday, March 11th, 2009

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Design is all about evolution. In cars, the motorised carriage evolved into two, then three rectan­gular boxes. Following the process of natural selection in which the fittest designs survived, the three boxes where ironed out, organic forms replacing the angles and incid­ences of aesthetic whimsy. Our highways are now populated by an inbred menagerie boasting little but exterior drag coeffi­cients and interior ergonomy. It follows then, that the trajectory of natural selection may move away from the friction and drag inherent in wheels and rubber. Of course, we’ve all dreamed with The Jetsons of hovering cars and personal space­craft. We’ve all wondered at futur­istic vistas of highways in the sky, and we’ve all realised that flight, as music is to the artist, is the ultimate aspirant of the car designer. But talented young Turk Kazim Doku has dreamed with his eyes wide open and his pen fully engaged. His shark concept, which takes Audi’s design elements and packages them in a chondrich­thyan form, returns to the primordial soup and retreats to our acid oceans for inspir­ation. The Shark concept is the winning entry of a design compet­ition co-​​sponsored by Audi and Milan’s Domus Academy. Kazim’s prize was 70 percent schol­arship to take part in the sought-​​after Masters in Automotive Design run by the academy. Unfortunately, the talented pensmen had to withdraw from applic­ation because he couldn’t afford the remaining 30 percent of the tuition fee. Any philan­thropic benefactors out there with a love of innov­ative car design contact us immedi­ately and we’ll pass on the good news to the man himself!