Posts Tagged ‘DS’

Paris Retro: DS Doctors

Wednesday, June 10th, 2009

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Francophilia is a common, if perhaps unexpected thing in these islands. Agincourt, Norman invasions, and centuries of general and endemic antipathy between France and Britain hasn’t dimin­ished the reality that we have a grudging admir­ation for many things French.

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We started special­ising in French cars because basically because we had Citroens. People at the time were scared of them,. “ Tony Williams tell me. Tony is co-​​proprietor of Paris Retro, a garage in the Somerset town of Temple Cloud special­ising in all things French (as well as being dab-​​hands at anything on four, or two wheels for that matter).

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We can do anything from full restor­a­tions from the ground up of classic DS models, all the way through to simple day-​​to-​​day maintenance of everyday cars.”

The Paris Retro yard is litterred with mouth­wa­tering examples of Citroen’s ground­breaking ‘goddess’ in various states of order.

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We have had a partic­u­larly great number of DS lately. The thing about them is that they are relat­ively simple to work on, despite people being afraid of the hydraulics.”

The prevelance of air suspension and electronic trickery is one of the the things about French cars that have made many British engineers turn sneerily up at the French fondness for super-​​mechanical jiggery pokery amongst French cars. But the fear is pretty much unjustified.

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French cars are built along the same principles as any other vehicle, “ he tells me, “ and Hydraulics are just a line. And what’s more, even though the design of the DS is around fifty years old, it remains a beautiful, practical and relat­ively fuel-​​efficient car.”

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According to the expert, many of the examples of DS he has seen lately continue to reach around 30 MPG if they are treated right.

And there’s one thing that remains true about Citroens is that they are a great ride.”

Hail the Goddess: Citroen DS Transcends the Boundaries

Tuesday, May 5th, 2009

I think that cars today are almost the exact equivalent of the great Gothic cathedrals: I mean the supreme creation of an era, conceived with passion by unknown artists, and consumed in image if not in usage by a whole population which appro­priates them as a purely magical object.”

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It is obvious that the new Citroen has fallen from the sky inasmuch as it appears at first sight as a super­lative object. We must not forget that an object is the best messenger of a world above that of nature: one can easily see in an object at once a perfection and an absence of origin, a closure and a brilliance, a trans­form­ation of life into matter (matter is much more magical than life), and in a word a silence which belongs to the realm of fairy-​​tales.”

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The D.S. — the “Goddess” — has all the features (or at least the public is unanimous in attrib­uting them to it at first sight) of one of those objects from another universe which have supplied fuel for the neomania of the eight­eenth century and that of our own science-​​fiction: the Deesse is first and foremost a new Nautilus.”

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It is well known that smoothness is always an attribute of perfection because its opposite reveals a technical and typically human operation of assem­bling: Christ’s robe was seamless, just as the airships of science-​​fiction are made of unbroken metal. The D.S 19 has no preten­sions about being as smooth as cake-​​icing, although its its general shape is very rounded; yet it is the dove-​​tailing of its sections which interest the public most: one keenly fingers the edges of the windows, one feels along the wide rubber grooves which link the back window to its metal surround.”

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There are in the D.S. the begin­nings of a new phenomen­ology of assem­bling, as if one progressed from a world where elements are welded to a world where they are juxta­posed and hold together by sole virtue of their wondrous shape, which of course is meant to prepare one for the idea of a more benign Nature.”

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We are therefore dealing here with a humanized art, and it is possible that the Deesse marks a change in the mythology of cars. Until now, the ultimate in cars belonged rather to the bestiary of power; here it becomes at once more spiritual and more object-​​like, and despite some conces­sions to neomania (such as the empty steering wheel), it is now more homely, more attuned to this sublim­ation of the utensil which one also finds in the design of contem­porary household equipment.”

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“The dashboard looks more like the working surface of a modern kitchen than the control room of a factory; the slim panes of matt fluted metal, the small levers topped by a white ball, the very simple dials, the very discreetness of the nickel-​​work, all this signifies a kind of control exercised over motion rather than performance. One is obviously turning from an alchemy of speed to a relish in driving.”

The public, it seems, has admirably divined the novelty of the themes which are suggested to it. Responding at first to the neologism (a whole publicity campaign had kept it on the alert for years), it tries very quickly to fall back on a behaviour which indicates adjustment and a readiness to use (“You’ve got to get used to it ”). In the exhib­ition halls, the car on show is explored with an intense, amorous studi­ousness: it is the great tactile phase of discovery, the moment when visual wonder is about to receive the reasoned assault of touch (for touch is the most demys­ti­fying of all senses, unlike sight, which is the most magical).”

The bodywork, the lines of union are touched, the uphol­stery palpated, the seats tried, the doors caressed, the cushions fondled; before the wheel, one pretends to drive with one’s whole body. The object here is totally prosti­tuted, appro­priated: origin­ating from the heaven of Metropolis , the Goddess is in a quarter of an hour mediatized, actual­izing through this exorcism the very essence of petit-​​bourgeois advancement.”

©Roland Barthes
Reproduced with permission from
Mythologies
Vintage
ISBN 0 09 997220 4
1957