Posts Tagged ‘movies’

Fast Five Director Speaks!

Friday, June 17th, 2011

Recently having had the exper­ience of sitting through the latest edition of the Fast & Furious franchise with a roomful of children between the ages of five and nine, I was intrigued as to why this high-​​revving explosion-​​fest appealed to them.

It couldn’t be, could it, the curves and tatts of the sexy lead femme? Surely it couldn’t be Vin Diesel’s gym-​​queen posturing. The throbbing hemis seem archaic even to an eight year old.

But the Onion recently came up with this revel­ation. The success of the movie with our kids is of course based on that fact that the screen­writer has complete empathy with his audience.

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Cars As Movie Stars

Wednesday, February 2nd, 2011

It’s a bit of a cliché to say that cars are often the stars of many a movie.

But sometimes its not the tyre smoking rubber-​​laying car-​​chase moments through cinematic streets that are the lasting impres­sions.
There was, for example , the spooky Lambo is Roger Moore’s pre-​​bond performance in the Man Who Haunted Himself..

And Harvey Keitel’s NSX driving trouble shooter was the coolest character in Pulp Fiction.

Dustin Hoffman’s classic portrayal or a privileged kid in his Alfa Duetto is a more immedi­ately iconic moment.

In Louis Malle’s first film Lift to the Scaffold the cars are only outdone by the cool moodiness of the Miles Davis soundtrack.

The strangely balletic duel however, between the 911 and the Alfa Montréal, is ruined by an awful hurdy gurdy soundtrack .

We think that the car driven by the eponymous antihero of The Day of the Jackal is an Alfa Guilietta Spider, but we can’t be sure.

Anyway, it’s a killer car and a killer thriller.

Sometimes its the more fleeting, less in-​​your-​​face car charac­ter­isa­tions that burn into the brain.

Mitsubishi MiEv Sport: Neon Redux

Thursday, April 9th, 2009

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In 1982, when the World Wide Web, Google Analytics and ubiquitous personal pixelage was just a glimmer in a handful of geeks’ fluoro Wayfarers a film maker called Steve Lisberger imagined a world called Tron.

The film, in which Jeff Bridges played a paranoid but prescient hacker who, determined to gain access to the mainframe of a society-​​controlling corpor­ation, becomes physically captured in the machine itself – inspired a gener­ation of Space-​​Invader-​​zapping teens. But it wasn’t just the nerds and the b-​​boys tripping out to Arcade Funk who were susceptible to Lisberger’s Neon happy vision of the future. The groms who became car designers dug the aesthetic too.

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The rumour mill has been buzzing with dreams of a genuinely desirable Electric Vehicle for years, and while the four-​​door version of Mitsubishi’s MiEv has been doing the car show circuit for a couple of years, this sporty version looks to be in the lead of the race to produce an EV that will appeal to a broader market than your tradi­tional Ethical Man.

Featuring the softly glowing neon blue of Lisberger’s imagin­ation, a fleet of touch sensitive inter­faces and pinlines, the interior can certainly convince that this Electric exper­ience may be able to be, well electri­fying from a driver’s perspective.

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According to reports from mainstream automotive press as well as the blogophere, in Japan the car is hotly anticipated, and Mitsubishi plan to launch the four door version as early as 2010, with the sportier two door the year after.

Mitsubishi say that the MiEv’s motor can produce up to 169 lb/​ft of torque, comes with rear wheel drive and has a kerb weight of just under a metric Tonne.

This may be an Electric Vehicle that you really want to own. Just don’t break out those fluoro Wayfarers just yet.

The Evil Genius of ATVs

Friday, February 6th, 2009

The passion for motor vehicles starts early. Little kids love to push toy vehicles around, projecting their dreams through their fingertips. Kids’ TV hammers that passion home. Forty years ago this was done by shows like Captain Scarlet and The Thunderbirds. Now the role is perfomed by Roary The Racing Car and Lightning McQueen. You could read this as a seedy conspiracy on behalf of the enter­tainment industry and the military-​​industrial complex to snare young minds and souls into a lifetime of drudgery and enslavement to the wage – or you could read this as meaning that motor vehicles tweak something essential in our deep-​​lying psyche. I reckon there’s something in both views. There are few auto enthu­siasts who can’t especially dig the thought of being able to move out across the landscape at absolute will – partic­u­larly in the sort of snowbound condi­tions that we have been burdened by of late. Go to the alpine areas of the planet and you can see how humans have prepared to boldly go where no vehicle has gone before. Securing snowbound oilfields in Siberia may not be at the top of the agenda these days – it’s mostly about mining the lucrative potential for leisure activ­ities. The Pisten Bully is the commercial cream of the snow-​​creeping crop, and lays down untold horsepower and manoeuv­rab­ility whilst applying minimal ground pressure. These babies are able to not only move across the most extreme terrain to maintain power and leisure infra­structure, but to sculpt that terrain into snowparks, half-​​pipes and all manner of fun things. Pistenbully has cornered the market in Europe with incredibly simple operating systems combined with mind bending engin­eering. Nodwell, on the other hand, was an early US manufac­turer of snow mobile vehicles (like the one pictured above) that simply made supercool objects straight outta Mad Max. But for pure hammer-​​and-​​spanner, evil genius panache Russian manufac­turer ZiL take the cake. Their spookily named, terri­fying looking ‘29061’ model from the Soviet mid-​​seventies was driven by corkscrews and could crush everything in its path. Perfect for the contem­porary oligarch looking into salt mine investment oppor­tun­ities. We doubt the manufac­turers and designers were over bothered about emissions regula­tions. MWAHHAHHAAHHHAAAAA!

If you fancy one of these I’m sure Adrian Flux will give it a go insuring it, call 0800 089 0050.